30+ Tweets For Anyone In A Committed Relationship With Target

I’ve never seen a black hole, nor do I know if they truly exist, but I’d imagine that being sucked into a black hole is like walking into a Target. Without fail, you get sucked into buying literally everything you see that is sparkly, shiny, and new. Although you have 15 pairs of boots at home, these on sale for $29.99 just need to become part of your closet. You obviously need new bikinis even though it’s the middle of February. And, let’s not forget the jewelry section (which will rust in about .5 seconds) because that choker is to-die-for. Target is the place where dreams become reality and money goes right down the drain. But, all in all, we always go back for more. Why? Let me know when you find out.

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