I’ve never seen a black hole, nor do I know if they truly exist, but I’d imagine that being sucked into a black hole is like walking into a Target. Without fail, you get sucked into buying literally everything you see that is sparkly, shiny, and new. Although you have 15 pairs of boots at home, these on sale for $29.99 just need to become part of your closet. You obviously need new bikinis even though it’s the middle of February. And, let’s not forget the jewelry section (which will rust in about .5 seconds) because that choker is to-die-for. Target is the place where dreams become reality and money goes right down the drain. But, all in all, we always go back for more. Why? Let me know when you find out.
Me at home: I wonder if 12 pillows on my bed is too many?
Me at target: ooooooh that's a nice pillow!
Me at target: pic.twitter.com/GscB2WWNxm
— Clare Munie (@clarrbearr) July 9, 2016
Hey guys, if your wife says she's at home doing laundry, she's lying. She's at Target, they're all at Target, literally right this minute.
— BornHusky (@dlockw21) December 16, 2015
— Anna Todd (@imaginator1d) April 4, 2016
Me at Target the day after payday pic.twitter.com/3GOnHKRcwF
— Knoxville Pains (@KnoxvillePains) April 9, 2016
Husband: Just go to Target by yourself. I'll put the kids to bed.
— Karen Johnson (@21stcenturysahm) July 15, 2016
You know date night was extra lit when you end up shopping the clearance section at target
— Caleb McDonald (@squeeeeeak) June 25, 2017
The Target dollar section is making all my Christmas wishes come true pic.twitter.com/7X9sFogRHh
— lex (@alexa_cote) December 18, 2014
Aimlessly wondering around Target AKA the 6th Love Language.
— Tyler Alexander (@wtyler) April 12, 2014
I don't go to Target because I really need something… I go to Target, so Target can show me what I really need.
— KennyK (@KennediKautzman) October 24, 2017
target cashier: did you find everything okay?
*me unloading a full cart*
first of all, i came here for dish soap & i didn't even get it
— Amanda Luna (@amanduhluna) October 22, 2017